Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I skipped work to stalk him.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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