that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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