I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Randomize
