i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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