you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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