i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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