I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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