The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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