bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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