OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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