He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
