Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
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