Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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