Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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