I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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