So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize