I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
kristin has been a bad kristin
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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