I look better un-naked...
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
Randomize
