I think scott just propositioned me for sex
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
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