Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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