i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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