I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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