just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I didn't notice because vodka
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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