walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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