Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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