This is not my ceiling
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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