well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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