# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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