Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
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