Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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