Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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