I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
Do you still have your period?
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Randomize
