This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
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And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
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