Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
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