Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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