scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Randomize
