its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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