I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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