he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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