It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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