My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
you're hired as official boob wrangler
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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