It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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