i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
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