We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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