You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
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