Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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