So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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