It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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