So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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