He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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