Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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