if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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