Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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