Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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